sorry:

when asked to describe myself:

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gleaks:

i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny

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College in a nutshell

  • Goes to class: Teacher repeats the same damn thing again. Nothing important happens.
  • Misses one class: The cure to cancer is created, Waldo is found, AIs took over, the second coming of Jesus Christ took place and the Fire Nation attacked.